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the anarchic story stump

January 12, 2018

As the Fire and Fury, uh, fury recedes, I thank Michael Wolff for keeping Trump’s finger off the nonexistent nuclear button for nearly a week.  I think we might have gotten an extra few days out of it if Wolff wasn’t such a sleaze.  It doesn’t help that he looks and sounds like Mike Myers’ Doctor Evil.

We have bigger fish for The Donny to lie about, anyway.  Shitholegate, e.g.  I love how it’s “s***hole” on CNN during the day, then “shithole” from Erin Burnett on.  I’m not surprised at the extent of the backlash, but the intensity of it is off the charts.  I’ve never seen so many pundits, including presidential historians, so enraged.  Phil Mudd was apoplectic, proudly declaring himself a shitholer because of his immigrant ancestors.  I don’t think we have the technology to measure the depth of anger here.

But I wanted to start the new year on a more positive note, so here goes.

On the road that connects the 60 or so souls who comprise our community, there is this:

On the left side of the road, there is this:

No one will claim setting it up, and I don’t think anyone cares who did.  It is an anarchic story stump.  Anyone is welcome to add to or rearrange it.

And that includes you.  Here are the characters.  Please tell me a story.

 

 

Here’s your opening scene.  Enjoy.

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2 Comments
  1. Gordon permalink
    January 17, 2018 9:21 am

    Got to think a moment about that story. I’ll try to get back to it. But ahhh Canada! You’ve got anarchic story stumps, while down here in the States we have to make do with an anarchic whorey Trump. But as I think about it, he rearranges facts and makes up stories almost everyday as well.

  2. January 24, 2018 3:15 pm

    U WANT A STORY – LET ME TRY
    ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GREEN SUGAR DADDY OGRE – NAMED TRUMP – HE WANTED TO DRAIN THE SWAMP.
    HE PUT TOGETHER A TEAM – CARRIAGE DOG – MY PRETTY PONY – AND SQUID WARD = TO NAME A FEW.

    THIS DRAINING THE SWAMP DID NOT SIT WELL WITH THE OLD DINOSAUR’S, AND BILLARY.
    THE CURRENT LEADER OF THE SWAMP – OBOWMA AND HIS SIDE KICK JOE TRIED TO KNOCK SQUIDWARD EVERY CHANCE THEY GOT.
    BUT IN THE END – THE AMERICAN EAGLES ELECTED THE OGRE AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER –

    HA!
    I TRIED – (AND I CAN NOT TYPE)

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