the flake with the flickering porch light
Made it. Today, we above the equator celebrate the more or less middle
of winter with Groundhog Day, one of our silliest rituals. Everyone but
the Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, Chamber of Commerce knows that a
large ground squirrel can no more affect weather than Al Roker can. Or
Al Gore, for that matter.
Speaking of big mammals (the groundhog, not the Als), I searched my
photo vault for some artwork to illustrate this post. This is the closest
to the topic I could find:
This is even less relevant, but it has some metaphorical value, Ill bet:
Anyway, we are now on the downside of winter. If it takes a groundhog
to symbolize it, so be it. That’s easier to remember than earlier versions
of this day: Imbolc, Candlemas, Meeting of the Lord, the Feast of the
Purification of the Virgin, La Fete de la Chandeleur, and the Feast of
the Presentation of Jesus at the Temple.
Would the 1993 Bill Murray/Andie MacDowall movie have grossed $71
mil domestic if it had been titled any of those others? We’ll never know.
But I digress. I wanted to celebrate the continuing return of the light
with a light topic: who is/was your favorite flaky TV character? The
flake is clueless, guileless, harmless, typically endearing, and sometimes
makes observations of startling clarity. Phoebe, the folk singer on
“Friends”, whose magnum opus was “Smelly Cat”, was a flake. Howard,
Bob’s neighbour on “The Bob Newhart Show”, was a flake. We were
alerted that he had his head in the clouds by his profession, airline
pilot.
Woody on “Cheers” was one. He once contended that Darth Vader and
Luke Skywalker couldn’t be father and son because they didn’t have the
same last name. Dale of “King of the Hill”, who saw conspiracies every-
where but didn’t notice his wife’s infidelity, was a flake as well.
My favorite is Reverend Jim from “Taxi”. Head cabbie Alex described Jim
as having a flickering porch light. He was an unrepentant hippie. Another
character on the show once told him “the only reason guys like you got to
smoke dope and protest the war is because guys like me were over there
fighting for you. What do you say to that?” Without thinking, Jim said
“thank you”. And he was sincere.
That episode, in which Jim gets his driver’s license and a job as a cabbie, is a
classic. In another one he was at a costume party and saw another person
dressed as a multi-colored lobster. “You again!”, he yelled. So he gets my
vote. Who gets yours?
