Anchor Struck

As we wait for the consequences of the tariffs, for Trump to blow up NATO and to hear another fecal furor in his address to Congress tonight, please take time to note a cataclysmic event in the climate change that Aging Orange claims to be a hoax: the weather is so bad in New Orleans that it’s affecting Mardi Gras. Officials there are rescheduling events and shortening parade routes due to gusting winds and a risk of severe thunderstorms.

It’s anybody’s guess, including his, where he’ll meander tonight. Likely he’ll rattle some sabers. maybe declare war on Panama. That would be right in his wheelhouse. Panama is ranked 136th in the most recent Global Fire Power ratings, just behind that constant global threat Iceland. If that gets enough applause, he could then threaten Greenland, which has no military at all. It’s defended by Denmark, which is ranked 45th. And if that plays, he could invade Canada, ranked 28th. It’s not like we haven’t provoked the U.S. In 2024 alone, we supplied .2% of the fentanyl pouring over U.S. borders. Yes, point two percent. Of all the lame lies that Trump has puked up, this one takes the urinal cake.