“teats” is a real word?
On our way to the fabulous feed described in my last post, Jude and I stopped at a nearby
dairy farm and secured five barrels we will use as floats for a dock in the pond. Here they
are safely home.
According to the labels on the barrels, they originally contained “Pre & Post Antiseptic Teat
Dip”; or, as they say in France, “Bain de Trayons Antiseptique pour Avant et Apres la Traite”.
Leave it to the romantic French to make it sound sexier.
This was a real coup for us. Not only are we recycling some plastic for the long term, I found
out that “teats” is a real word. I had been lazying under the misconception that it was slang.
I thought that “tits” was the common medical term for breasts, and “breasts” was the formal
term used in presentations at professional conferences.
To me, “teats” was in the neighbourhood of “booger” and “poop” as slang. It sound weirder
than “tits”, for sure, and thus more entertaining. And that’s the way we learn. Just when we
think we have a mot of knowledge tacked down, it gets challenged and changed.
So my education, despite strident resistance on my part at times, continues. Poop.
