the April fool

Aging Orange has become so unglued that he might try to backtrack from his guaranteed torrent of whale shit tonight by declaring “April fool” tomorrow. But he likely won’t even back down that much. Like Paul Rieckhoff, founder of the Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America, is wont to say, Trump is “all gas and no brakes”.

I gladly acknowledge the buffer I have of living above the 49th Parallel, but frequent contact with family and friends in the states has me hopeful that Donny Jay will crash and burn this year. He looks out of it more every appearance. Even though he discredits polls, they are increasingly flashing red (or blue for Democrats’ gains). Indeed, it’s so bad that Alex Jones is giving up on him. Yes, the Alex Jones of the odious Pizzagate and Sandy Hook comnspiracy debacles.

Because he’s an incorrigible liar, Trump could easily end the war tonight and award himself the Congressional Medal of Honor (or something with more gold). I’m all for that if it keeps U.S. boots off Iranian soil. We’re not dealing with a rational person.